Showing posts with label cryptid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cryptid. Show all posts

26 September 2012

RePrint : Non-Voting

Non-Voting (Bigfoot) 10/15/11

It’s going to be November
and you live in those places
where politics are hot

Where are your door to doors
your promises of military service

Where are your inalienable rights

When you go to the polls
and cast your vote the ballots
aren’t even in your language

Will you stomp the ground til it breaks

Leave your size 18s in concrete

Tell me what sort of campaign promise
a Bigfoot desires from a candidate

More schools          Healthcare

Barbers ?

21 October 2011

Review

Review (Peluda la Velue) 10/21

One tortoise foot into the river and the banks will swell the pricks will stand and aim into the heart of the nearest maiden
Let us count the evils:
                        withering crops
                        shooting quills
                        flood steps
                        invincible
                        flame breath
                        strike of death
                        acidic vomit

And everyone will fall like dominos until one can reach the tail and slice through the thickness of it and the demon will die